1. Nice shoes wanna... be friends?
2. You're like Gillette, you're the best a man can get!
3. You're like KFC. Finger licking good!
4. Stand still so I can pick you up!
5. There's a party in my pants and everyones invited!
6. Your father must be a drug dealer, cause you're dope.
7. Your father must be a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
8. Can I get some fries to go with that shake?
9. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
10. How about a pizza and a fuck? What, you don't like pizza?
11. Nice ASSets!
12. Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.
13. Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!
14. Hey baby, why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
15. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
16. Nice watermellons! Can I have a taste?
17. You're so hot I need to take a step back!
18. Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
19. Was your father an electrician? Cause I see sparks in your eyes!
20. Hello. I'm facing my fear of talking to pretty girls. Thanks for helping me out.
21. They must call you amnesia. Cause around you I cant remember my name.
22. Was your father a gourmet chef? Cause you look good enough to eat!